Every morning around 6 AM, these fucking birds start chirping and twittering outside my window, no matter what day it is, no matter how much I get to sleep in that day, always with the chirping. I am so SICK of these damn birds singing about how much they want to get some!! FIND A LADY BIRD AND FUCK HER ALREADY DAMNIT AND LET ME SLEEP.
I need to shoot these fucking animals.
I read it, and laughed. Chris read it, and laughed. We both think your lack of tolerance for birds is hilarious.
Hope they bugger off..