I HATE NAPS.

10:15 PM
After helping {Dad} struggle with Microsoft Excel for the past hour and listening to him whine about how much he hates this program, finally climb into bed after long, exhaust-ridden day.

10:30 PM
I can’t sleep.

10:33 PM
Begin cursing myself for falling asleep before dinner tonight. WHY did I fall asleep when I know afternoon or evening naps only cause me insomnia?

10:36 PM
Is that the dog chewing her bone outside my door?

10:37 PM
Get up and throw both dog and bone into brother’s room.

10:45 PM
My butt really itches.

11:00 PM
Begin drifting off into sleepland.

11:12 PM
Am awoken by two telephones in my room ringing for THREE FULL RINGS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE.

11:15 PM
Oaf brother bounds up stairs and talks loudly to father outside my door.

11:16 PM
DAMMIT THE DOG IS CHEWING HER BONE OUTSIDE MY DOOR AGAIN.

11:17 PM
Angrily launch bone into brother’s room.

11:20 PM
My butt still itches. :depressed:

11:25 PM
Resign myself to the fact that I am now wide awake.

11:26 PM
Decide to get on the computer, in the dark, and tire my eyes out, thereby forcing self to sleep.

2 thoughts on “I HATE NAPS.

  1. Hehe, thanks so much! I forgot to mention that I did finally go to sleep at midnight… >/ And got up at 5:30 the next day… 🙁

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