Site Updates and Jesusland.

I added a few links to the dailies column ({bubs}, {Connie}, and {heather}) and I also changed the position of the sidebar on the Utada theme. I put it under the main graphic, instead of to the right side. I think it makes it look a lot better. I think I may add a border around it, too. And I’m also itching to get to the B&W Minako layout… I’m really dissatisfied with the orange one. I think I may take it down.

Also, Dave emailed me this:

Jesusland!

He claimed that Michael Moore created it, but of course… I take everything he says with a grain of salt, haha. Apparently this Ken Layne. Damn, I’m not a part of Jesusland. 🙁

Also, careful about hating on the Prez. It could get you a visit from the Secret Service.

The best email forward I have ever gotten.

I got this forward from Kathy, {Vanessa}’s mom. Enjoy…

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the grounds that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at
the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!

Now Men…. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

Conversation with Tyler…

Excerpts from our conversation, which I though were funny.

x my rin: there’s beaches in canada?
tyler: There’s one five blocks from here.
tyler: But it’s a lake.
tyler: lakes != fun
x my rin: i’ve been to lakes before
x my rin: there are no waves
x my rin: well, there are, but they’re like… ankle height
x my rin: they have no POWA
tyler: Which, really, is the point of going.
tyler: Water isn’t fun unless it’s trying to kill you.

Talking about LG phones:

x my rin: My dad has one, I so lust after it
tyler: I think you should carve an exact copy out of a bar of soap,
swap it with his phone and run like hell.
x my rin: lmao!

Computers can be whores:

tyler: *hugs computer*
tyler: But not too tight, because this computer is a dirty whore.
It’s shared by the family.

Talking about which planet Tyler should name his computer after, and why I know the names of planets and their moons…:

x my rin: You know why I know all of this?
tyler: I hope it’s not because of what I’m thinking.
tyler: Why?
x my rin: Sailor Moon.
x my rin: :DDDDDD
tyler: Yeah, that’s what I was thinking -_-
x my rin: YAYYYY

And a fun fact…:

tyler: Hm, right now I’m thinking Jove.
x my rin: Jove? What planet is that?
tyler: It’s an old name for Jupiter.
tyler: Also used to refer to God.
x my rin: So that’s where By Jove comes from!
tyler: e.g. “By Jove!”
tyler: Exactly.
x my rin: Wow. That is amazing.
tyler: I think that comes close to reflecting the awesomeness of my
to-be computer.

Talking about the coolest pirate of them all… Sir Francis Drake:

tyler: I’m also thinking about calling it “Drake”
tyler: After Sir Francis Drake
x my rin: What did he do?
tyler: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Drake
x my rin: hehe
tyler: He was an english explorer.
tyler: And best of all, a pirate.
x my rin: anticipating my ignorance!
tyler: That’s right, a pirate.
x my rin: PIRATE YAY JOIN THE PIRATE FAD!!!
tyler: He’s not one of those new sexy pirates. He’s the cool
kill-you-and-steal-your-stuff pirates.

A naval theme?:

tyler: Hm, this naval theme might be interesting.
x my rin: haha
tyler: If I wanted to be corny I could write a quick program called
“walk the plank” that, when executed, opens the CD-ROM tray.
x my rin: lol!!

The end. 🙂