They’re a funny old bunch, those latter day saints. Rather than picking names from their heritage, or the Bible, the Utah Mormons tend to make them up. Sometimes they’ll combine the parents’ names into one (BenDonna, for example). Other times it’s impossible to quite understand what their parents were thinking; names like Zestpool and Zon’tl aren’t uncommon.
We can understand why you might be jealous of names like these. After all, they are far more interesting and exciting than your own. Luckily, help is at hand with the Mormon Name Generator; simply indicate your first name, last name and your gender preference below, and we’ll Mormonise your moniker.
Mine was Erdine Heavenly Melanie, haha. What’s yours?
On Mother’s Day, the sibs and I went over to my mom and dad’s house for breakfast. I was dogsitting Chico at the time for Mike’s mom and dad, so I brought him, and Chris brought Lizzy over. After breakfast my dad let Lizzy and Chico out in the backyard to go potty. Chico darted for the bushes and emerged with a field mouse in his mouth. Before my dad could stop him, he ran inside the house and dropped the mouse at my feet. It was still alive and ran under the couch. Pandemonium ensues. We try to get the mouse out from under the couch, but to no avail. He has made his home under there. Eventually we send Chico in to try and scare the guy out, so we can throw him back in the backyard, but instead he catches the guy again and breaks his neck, and leaves him on the carpet and prances away proudly.
What happened next, however, has been reconstructed, CSI forensic-style, from physical and documentary evidence. Apparently, I got home. Apparently, I sent some emails, including some to my boss. Apparently, I took a nap upstairs in my shoes, bra, and jeans, and apparently, I also ANSWERED THE FRONT DOOR LIKE THAT when a poor, unsuspecting florist came and delivered flowers. I have no recollection of any of these events. And yet, that is probably for the best.
I’m loving Miss Doxie right about now. And so should you.
[18:26] rin: it was so funny, on easter mike and i went to his aunt’s house and greg and kristin did too
[18:26] rin: so greg is like “what did you do this morning?” to me and i was like uh… homework? and he goes “WOW THAT SUCKS WHAT A GREAT WAY TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY”
[18:27] rin: i was like “??? uhh sorry??”
[18:27] rin: what am i supposed to do you know, join a parade and dance in the streets
[18:27] Vanessa: Hahaha
[18:28] Vanessa: God I just had to contain my laughter just now
[18:28] rin: lol why where are you
[18:28] Vanessa: I just had this mental image of you dancing around in the streets with Aladdin when he’s going to the palace, with like a ribbon dancer
[18:28] Vanessa: I’m in the Psyc village
[18:28] rin: lol!!!
[18:28] rin: awesome
[18:28] Vanessa: Ahhh
[18:28] Vanessa: You crack me up
Vanessa and I had a convo about it, featuring our favorite quotes.
[00:23] Vanessa: War so isn’t awesome!
[00:23] x my rin: i know lol
[00:24] x my rin: i love the guy that has like… 3 teeth lol
[00:24] Vanessa: Haha
[00:24] x my rin: THE MISSLE I’m TALKING BOUT IS MISTLETOE
[00:24] Vanessa: Haha, seriously
[00:24] x my rin: BOMBS BE ATOMIC!! lol
[00:24] Vanessa: Haha.
[00:25] Vanessa: Bwahaha.
[00:25] x my rin: just like mistletoe… i am totally hung
[00:26] Vanessa: Hahaha
[00:26] x my rin: that was so awesome lol
[00:26] Vanessa: I’m glad you enjoyed it, haha.