This has to be one of the funniest things I’ve heard this year:
We suppose this could be considered our first legitimate
completely unsubstantiated rumor that’ll probably turn out to be falsescoop. We were recently passed on the information that a Japanese Magazine titled Animage, in their current issue, announced that Fox has acquired the rights to the popular anime series SAILOR MOON and is looking to Joss Whedon to presumably write and direct a live action film. Further, they’re hoping Miss Can’t Keep Her Genitals Inside Her Clothes herself Lindsay Lohan will star alongside Jennifer Garner (as the main villain) in an all non-Asian cast.
Sweet LORD I hope this is true!! It would be the funniest thing ever!! Can you imagine the Live Action Sailor Moon series — with LiLo in the lead?? Wait, you don’t have to… I’ve created an image for you: