The best email forward I have ever gotten.

I got this forward from Kathy, {Vanessa}’s mom. Enjoy…

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the grounds that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at
the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!

Now Men…. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

2 thoughts on “The best email forward I have ever gotten.

  1. Jeez, my mom didn’t send me that email. : I wonder if she’s trying to tell me something! Hehe, maybe because I told her I don’t like it when she forwards me cheezy emails. 🙂 But I’ve heard of that one before, hehe.. anyway, see ya.

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